I love my best friend. And when you love someone, you need to also love their questionable choices. But one thing I can’t roll with is when my sister-from-another-mister starts dating a complete idiot.
I mean how can she just bring a complete moron into both our lives?
My best friend is the smartest girl I know. She’s sensitive, has her head on her shoulders and is the kind of nice you can’t take advantage of. But when it comes to the boys in her life, God help her.
And this isn’t a unique situation to be in. Almost all of us have had to put up with people who don’t deserve our best friends.
Here, we discuss why best friends hate it when you date a loser.
1. We can’t let our best friend date a loser because what if they become one too?
Not risking that.
2. Since they are an idiot, they won’t pick up on basic hints.
Like when she says she’s fine, she really isn’t. Or when she wants you to leave her alone, she doesn’t mean that.
3. But then you decide to give them a chance because your best friend thinks this person might be THE ONE.
Don’t worry, the last idiot boy or girl also didn’t last in your best friend’s life.
4. And the toughest of all battles is pretending to have a good time with them both.
Fake it till you make it.
5. The problem isn’t their level of intelligence but how they are just not worthy of being with someone as amazing as you AND me.
6. Once this misery of a person becomes our best friend’s whole world, ALL conversations are about them.
The only time we wish our best friend would shut up.
7. And when these boyfriends and girlfriends start to screw up, it’s us who put up with all the complaints and whining.
We could say, “I told you so” but we are trying to be supportive when in reality WE TOLD YOU SO.
8. No best friend can see their friend cry over a douchebag. Just can’t.
Which now means your days are limited.
9. Once our friend has broken up, it’s hilarious to see their idiotic partners suck up to us.
We won’t fix anything. We want you gone.
10. Once this idiotic person is out of our best friend’s life, they promise to never date someone we don’t like.
A promise they won’t keep.
11. But since we love you, we will put up with another idiot. For a limited time.